So I decided to educate myself about what's going on in the real world *sniff* because you know the closest I get is the internet and school. So at school the name Lady Gaga keeps coming up, so deciding to be smart and figure out why everyone was so excited I went to Yahoo and looked up her songs.

Now don't get me wrong her songs (well some of them anyways) are great (probably because I like psycho sounding music) but the way she dresses in those music videos is like, "what universe are you from and when are you going back?"

I realize it's probably just her psycho style but I mean I have a psycho style but that doesn't make me as popular as her. ’Cause guess what popular means? Everyone likes it! And I'm guessing Lady Gaga and a couple of sheep are the only ones who like what Lady Gaga wears. On the other hand I really wouldn't miss out on her music so, you can’t have too much of a good thing? Right?
My favorites from her are :
Poker face (I want to watch someone play Russian Roulette every time I hear the song though)
Beautiful, dirty, rich
Just Dance

TWILIGHT LOVERS STOP READING HERE!
So on to other things I find rediculous, except this one has only one bright side (and it's about as bright as the luminosity of a realy old cellphone (you know before they became colored and you couldn't see every singe pixel). Twilight! I liked the book only because it's an easy read. the words flow smoothly and you don't have to think at all in order to understand what the author's saying so it took less than two hours (for me) to read each book (escept the last because I never finnished it). But I mean try to summ up the plot in less than a sentence and you'll realize that the book is realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy realy *deep breath* SHALLOW. I mean look at it from a distance (that means without you nose stuck in how gorgeous Edward would be) the plot is as follows: a girl with the personality of a bum bimbo thinks she's not pretty but she falls in love with this guy who just so HAPPENS to be an imortal, "vegitarian", vampire, who for some odd reason thinks she's beautiful too. REAL-human-blood-sucking vampires show up and try to kill the cabage headed bimbo who isn't afraid because "my love Edward is a vampire so they aren't that scary" Edward defeats the "bad vampires" and all is well in the world again. Not to mention the other plotless books that follow.

and in case you're wondering yes I've seen the stupid movie Twilight (still haven't seen new moon) It's even worse than the book, if that's even possible! See I educate myself about current events just so I can give you an educated reason why it's realy bad! so all die-heat Twilight fans can just go be emo in their little corner about it and not leave it untill a REAL-human-blood-sucking vampire shows up to suck your blood to kill you!